Where are my cigarettes?

aborrowedheart:

discovery is a life changing album

pocketphyl:

brainy-isthenew-sexy:

not-a-comedian:



I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM BUT HERE’S A PRESENT TO MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE

HOW ARE YOU NOT IN THE LOTR FANDOM

pocketphyl:

brainy-isthenew-sexy:

not-a-comedian:

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I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM BUT HERE’S A PRESENT TO MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE

HOW ARE YOU NOT IN THE LOTR FANDOM

thombang:

if daft punk songs arent played at my funeral im coming back to life and dying again so everyone can get it right

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

Interviewer: What do you prefer to throw when you're angry?
Andrew: Nunchucks.
Ben: A very large sword.
Andrew: Michelangelo's nunchuck. Michelangelo is my favorite ninja turtle.
Ben: Leonardo is the best.
Andrew: I used to love Donatello because he is the smartest.
Ben: But I would never throw a big sword at you, even if you don't shower and annoy me.
Andrew: I do shower! Every day.
Ben: This is not true.
Andrew: You swallow quite loudly when you drink, it's very annoying.
sixpenceee:

Last summer, I researched a couple things and they made my life better. Why not share it?
Feel free to add to this list, I’m sure there are those who are an expert at this stuff. 
Emergency pimple that you need to get rid of ASAP
1) Soak a cotton ball in apple cider vinegar. It’s recommended that you dilute your apple cider vinegar if your skin is sensitive. 2) Hold the soaked cotton ball onto pimples GENTLY (don’t press hard) for at least 5 minutes! 3) Dab apple cider vinegar on your pimples through out the day. 4) Let the apple cider dry. Results: By nighttime or the next day, your pimple should shrink or disappear provided you persistently dabbed it repeatedly 
Don’t do this often, it can aggravate your skin*
Facial scrub
There are many you can do. Here are 10 of them. 
For longer, thicker eyelashes
Apply vaseline on your eyelashes before you sleep. You can also use a clean mascara brush and dip it in some almond, olive or coconut oil and apply it on your eyelashes. 
To get rid of dark elbows and knees
Use a lemon and squeeze it until you get the juice out. Use cotton balls to soak them in the lemon juice and then apply all over your knees and elbows. Leave them it on for a couple minures, then using a warm washcloth scrub it off. 
For baby smooth skin
Use 2 teaspoons of yogurt, 1 teaspoon of milk and honey, 3 teaspoons of flour and mix all together and apply on your face. Leave it for 30 minutes and wash it off. 
For lighter skin
Wanna get rid of that summer tan ? Squeeze lemon juice again but remember to dilute it. Never put direct lemon juice onto your face. Mix this with some sugar. Use it as a scrub. Leave it on your face for no more than 5 minutes. The same can be done for your body. 
For silky hair
Apply olive oil/coconut oil to your hair. Make sure you get it deep into those roots. Leave on for 30 minutes up to 1 hour and wash it off with shampoo and conditioner
For whiter teeth
Sprinkle some baking soda on your toothbrush and brush using gentle, circular motions. I’d watch out if you had gum sensitivity though. Old wives’ recipes often state that a paste of baking powder, a little salt, and a few drops of white vinegar, works effectively. 
For cleaner nails
Just scrub your nails with a loofah and use a toothpick to take out dirt.

sixpenceee:

Last summer, I researched a couple things and they made my life better. Why not share it?

Feel free to add to this list, I’m sure there are those who are an expert at this stuff. 

Emergency pimple that you need to get rid of ASAP

1) Soak a cotton ball in apple cider vinegar. It’s recommended that you dilute your apple cider vinegar if your skin is sensitive. 
2) Hold the soaked cotton ball onto pimples GENTLY (don’t press hard) for at least 5 minutes! 
3) Dab apple cider vinegar on your pimples through out the day. 
4) Let the apple cider dry. 
Results: By nighttime or the next day, your pimple should shrink or disappear provided you persistently dabbed it repeatedly 

Don’t do this often, it can aggravate your skin*

Facial scrub

There are many you can do. Here are 10 of them. 

For longer, thicker eyelashes

Apply vaseline on your eyelashes before you sleep. You can also use a clean mascara brush and dip it in some almond, olive or coconut oil and apply it on your eyelashes

To get rid of dark elbows and knees

Use a lemon and squeeze it until you get the juice out. Use cotton balls to soak them in the lemon juice and then apply all over your knees and elbows. Leave them it on for a couple minures, then using a warm washcloth scrub it off. 

For baby smooth skin

Use 2 teaspoons of yogurt, 1 teaspoon of milk and honey, 3 teaspoons of flour and mix all together and apply on your face. Leave it for 30 minutes and wash it off. 

For lighter skin

Wanna get rid of that summer tan ? Squeeze lemon juice again but remember to dilute it. Never put direct lemon juice onto your face. Mix this with some sugar. Use it as a scrub. Leave it on your face for no more than 5 minutes. The same can be done for your body. 

For silky hair

Apply olive oil/coconut oil to your hair. Make sure you get it deep into those roots. Leave on for 30 minutes up to 1 hour and wash it off with shampoo and conditioner

For whiter teeth

Sprinkle some baking soda on your toothbrush and brush using gentle, circular motions. I’d watch out if you had gum sensitivity though. Old wives’ recipes often state that a paste of baking powder, a little salt, and a few drops of white vinegar, works effectively. 

For cleaner nails

Just scrub your nails with a loofah and use a toothpick to take out dirt.

Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Feminists: Um...
Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!
jannelle-o:

blah idk XD;

jannelle-o:

blah idk XD;

fuckouidaftpunk:

By: corsare

0ut-0f-the-dark:

Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like

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octopusco:

I don’t know what to say about it

littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them